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Morning schedule according to Horoscope

Horoscope - MORNING SCHEDULE!!!!! Please stick to it!
How about your morning routine?
6:00:
Virgo is up. Before taking a shower, cleans the whole bathroom. After brushing teeth, puts his toothbrush in a sterile bag and puts it on a special place, far away from other toothbrushes
6:15: Capricorn is up, turns off the heater, the expensive electricity is on
6:20: Aquarius is going for the morning jogging
6:30: Virgo and Leo are fighting in front of the mirror for the moisturizing cream and hair gel…
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jezz 2014年03月14日

Oh, Jignesh you are so beautiful... don't worry independanceday, you're pretty as well. Uh, the things I have to say to men these days...

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Erialda 2014年03月14日

hahhaha Scorpio , totally a great fighter in all the ways :PPP

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jezz 2014年03月14日

Eri, I'm lucky enough - I was always the one waking up first. Which gave a lot of peace at home - my parents and sisters hated the fact that I woke them up, then again they knew it is not a good thing to mess witha grumpy Scorpio in the morning :D

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seediee 2014年03月14日

ha ha ha I just waking up.... Where I am? :P

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jezz 2014年03月14日

My sister is Pisces... I think she sleeps for all 3 of us

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Match Shoes, Coat and Hair is a MUST

Too funny not to share - Valais Blacknose Sheep
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mag 2013年11月28日

one fox, five sheep..... RUN !!!

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jezz 2013年11月29日

I didn't think of that. Cute point :P

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floge 2013年11月29日

indeed!

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Panzer 2013年12月02日

This is ok, very funny )))

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dragandj 2014年04月29日

i see a lot of sheep in the street

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Funny Tweets part 2

new Tweets...
- Ferdinand the bull and I have the same bangs
- things that are NOT better to be done without underwear: holding a cat in your lap, cooking deep fried food and opening the door to the mailman
- this day is so boring I had to put a mirror under my nose to check my breathing
- how do they put a stone in the kidney, I never figured out
- I hope it snows really good this year, to do some shoveling. My hands are so skinny, like tiny croissants
- "When will you grow up?" - tomorrow, tod
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mag 2013年10月15日

hahahaha

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dragandj 2013年10月19日

and one more plus for the translation

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Some tweets

I have been receiving tweets that make me laugh... here are some
- My shower has 3 options - one for taking a shower and the other two are for cutting marble and breaking protests
- The only true things in CVs are: drivers license and single. The rest looks like brother Grimm's fairytales.
- Stop taking pictures in bathrooms. Your grandmother didn't have Androids or mirrors and all of them got married and had kids.
- If beauty sleep is efficient, in order to see some effects I should go to bed n…
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seediee 2013年10月09日

cool! I like it! :)))

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Furian 2013年10月09日

wise ;)

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jezz 2013年10月11日

things that usually make us laugh are true... i hate 21st century sometime

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dragandj 2013年10月19日

the postman gives a + for translation

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