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- Ferdinand the bull and I have the same bangs

- things that are NOT better to be done without underwear: holding a cat in your lap, cooking deep fried food and opening the door to the mailman

- this day is so boring I had to put a mirror under my nose to check my breathing

- how do they put a stone in the kidney, I never figured out

- I hope it snows really good this year, to do some shoveling. My hands are so skinny, like tiny croissants

- "When will you grow up?" - tomorrow, today I have to do some laundry
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