I have been receiving tweets that make me laugh... here are some

- My shower has 3 options - one for taking a shower and the other two are for cutting marble and breaking protests

- The only true things in CVs are: drivers license and single. The rest looks like brother Grimm's fairytales.

- Stop taking pictures in bathrooms. Your grandmother didn't have Androids or mirrors and all of them got married and had kids.

- If beauty sleep is efficient, in order to see some effects I should go to bed now and wake up around at the year 2078. when cars are flying
- Of all psychiatric diseases the worst one is being normal

- You are single because at weddings you're trying to catch Wi-fi instead of the bouquet
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