I have been receiving tweets that make me laugh... here are some
- My shower has 3 options - one for taking a shower and the other two are for cutting marble and breaking protests
- The only true things in CVs are: drivers license and single. The rest looks like brother Grimm's fairytales.
- Stop taking pictures in bathrooms. Your grandmother didn't have Androids or mirrors and all of them got married and had kids.
- If beauty sleep is efficient, in order to see some effects I should go to bed now and wake up around at the year 2078. when cars are flying
- Of all psychiatric diseases the worst one is being normal
- You are single because at weddings you're trying to catch Wi-fi instead of the bouquet
- My shower has 3 options - one for taking a shower and the other two are for cutting marble and breaking protests
- The only true things in CVs are: drivers license and single. The rest looks like brother Grimm's fairytales.
- Stop taking pictures in bathrooms. Your grandmother didn't have Androids or mirrors and all of them got married and had kids.
- If beauty sleep is efficient, in order to see some effects I should go to bed now and wake up around at the year 2078. when cars are flying
- Of all psychiatric diseases the worst one is being normal
- You are single because at weddings you're trying to catch Wi-fi instead of the bouquet