Here's my new prayer

Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was a child, but I love you now

I think my problem is - food. I try to gain some weight, so I eat when my body is not used to - all day. And the problem is that I can't sleep. And in the morning I hate myself. Well, not hate hate, but my face is telling its story that I don't like. I'd like to keep this face for some time fresh and fluffy.

Now I have to get back to the drawing board

Here's the goal - go to bed at least before 1am, then midnight after a while. Then wake up at 7am. Discipline!!!!!
The goal is not to waste the whole day - I'm most productive early in the morning and late at night.

Any tips, advice?
Hm, this is a bad idea, most of you are actually sleeping...


OK then, I'll just talk to myself :P
Translate to English Show original