Horoscope - MORNING SCHEDULE!!!!! Please stick to it!
How about your morning routine?
6:00: Virgo is up. Before taking a shower, cleans the whole bathroom. After brushing teeth, puts his toothbrush in a sterile bag and puts it on a special place, far away from other toothbrushes
6:15: Capricorn is up, turns off the heater, the expensive electricity is on
6:20: Aquarius is going for the morning jogging
6:30: Virgo and Leo are fighting in front of the mirror for the moisturizing cream and hair gel
6:40: Taurus is having breakfast - Nutella in a jar, eating with a big spoon
6:45: Sagittarius is up and turns on the water boiler again
7:00: Cancer is making sandwiches, Virgo is making fresh fruit juice, Gemini is still in bed, checking his Email, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter
7:05: Scorpio is demolishing the bathroom door, Libra is going out, mortally offended with her vanity kit
7:10: Aries is up and starts the stopwatch
7:11:45 sec: Aries is washed, his clothes are on, shoes are on, waving from the stairs. He stops the stopwatch
7:15: Taurus is scraping the bottom of the jar. No more Nutella
7:20: Virgo and Leo are having one more encounter in front of the mirror, final beauty check and self admiration before going out
7:30: Aquarius is taking a shower with cold water, Capricorn turned of the heater again
7:40: Everyone is out.
7:45: Gemini is back, he forgot one of his 3 mobile phones
7:50: Gemini is back again, he forgot his wallet.
8:00: Piscesis waking up and realizes he's been locked in the apartment
How about your morning routine?
6:00: Virgo is up. Before taking a shower, cleans the whole bathroom. After brushing teeth, puts his toothbrush in a sterile bag and puts it on a special place, far away from other toothbrushes
6:15: Capricorn is up, turns off the heater, the expensive electricity is on
6:20: Aquarius is going for the morning jogging
6:30: Virgo and Leo are fighting in front of the mirror for the moisturizing cream and hair gel
6:40: Taurus is having breakfast - Nutella in a jar, eating with a big spoon
6:45: Sagittarius is up and turns on the water boiler again
7:00: Cancer is making sandwiches, Virgo is making fresh fruit juice, Gemini is still in bed, checking his Email, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter
7:05: Scorpio is demolishing the bathroom door, Libra is going out, mortally offended with her vanity kit
7:10: Aries is up and starts the stopwatch
7:11:45 sec: Aries is washed, his clothes are on, shoes are on, waving from the stairs. He stops the stopwatch
7:15: Taurus is scraping the bottom of the jar. No more Nutella
7:20: Virgo and Leo are having one more encounter in front of the mirror, final beauty check and self admiration before going out
7:30: Aquarius is taking a shower with cold water, Capricorn turned of the heater again
7:40: Everyone is out.
7:45: Gemini is back, he forgot one of his 3 mobile phones
7:50: Gemini is back again, he forgot his wallet.
8:00: Piscesis waking up and realizes he's been locked in the apartment
